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16 Threesomes With Any Two People, But Their Names Have To Rhyme

Although married men may not admit, it’s on everyone’s bucket list. A chance that the stars align (most times aided by alcohol), you so happen to encounter two unicorns and everything falls into place. The elusive threesome. You generally don’t get to choose your cohorts, but the internet has posed the question if you could pick your partners, with the stipulation that their names have to rhyme. And in true internet fashion, the web has spoken.

1. Scarlett Johannson and that chick from Hanson.

2. Natalie Dormer and a clone of the former.

3. Sasha Grey and Tina Fey.

4. Anna Kendrick and Christina Hendricks.

5. Danny DeVito and a burrito.

6. Steve Urkel and Angela Merkel.

7. Bernie Sanders and Ned Flanders.

8. Emilia Clarke and Left Shark.

9. Evangeline Lilly and Groundskeeper Willie.

10. Hermione Granger and the Pink Ranger.

11. Katy Perry and Mary Berry.

12. Dwayne Johnson and Ron Swanson.

13. Shakira and Asa Akira.

14. Steve Brule and Deadpool.

15. Taylor Swift and an Oculus Rift.

16. Rachael Ray and Michael Bay.

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