It has plagued men for centuries: how to approach women with mild to moderate success. Needless to say, after many millennia, some guys have it figured out, while others are at a literal loss for words. For everyone else out there, he’s a short list of what not to say.
@reddit) 1. How kind of him.
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via GIPHY 21. There’s gotta be someone out there that this would work on.
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via GIPHY 24. Yep, he worded that totally wrong.
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