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26 Guys Who Are Clueless On How To Approach Women

FYI, this is NOT how you pick up women.

It has plagued men for centuries: how to approach women with mild to moderate success. Needless to say, after many millennia, some guys have it figured out, while others are at a literal loss for words. For everyone else out there, he’s a short list of what not to say.

(h/t @reddit)

1. How kind of him.

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2. Part good guy, part bad boy.

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3. Walk away, walk away.

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4. Dictators

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5. Call the cops now or later?

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6. That’s kidnapping.

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7. Careful. Don’t swoon too hard.

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8. Stay or die.

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9. Sooo…lukewarm?

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10. What’ll get you off faster?

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11. You almost had her, dude.

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12. Wait another 10 minutes next time.

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13. Vagina that could destroy worlds.

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14. Aww, he’s not like all the rest. *rolls eyes*

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15. The prettiest women are all mothers.

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16. The price has gone up.

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17. Like multiple-choice.

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18. Everybody’s a sh*tty comedian.

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19. Going the biological route.

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20. Compliments to the chef.

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21. There’s gotta be someone out there that this would work on.

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22. Your d*ck ain’t a magic wand.

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23. At least once a day.

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24. Yep, he worded that totally wrong.

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25. Wow, you move fast.

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26. Sounds abusive.

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